Slick grandma and her birth control pills

Everyone loves a good joke. There’s already enough stress in the world, and we could all use a laugh once in a while. Sit back, relax, and enjoy this joke we’ve brought specially for you.

Grandmothers can be very sweet, especially when you’re a grandkid. But they can also be mischievous, as the doctor in this joke discovered. He thought he was quizzing a new patient, and ended up finding out one of the weirdest things ever.

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The doctor of an 80-year-old grandma was retiring, and the new doctor asked her to come with a list of all her prescriptions to the next checkup appointment.

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As the young doctor studied the list of medications, his eyes widened when he saw that the frail, elderly grandma had a prescription for a contraceptive pill.

"Mrs. Dubois, do you realize that this is THE PILL?” he asked incredulously.

"Of course," she replied, "It helps me sleep."

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The doctor explained:

“Mrs. Dubois, I assure you there is NOTHING in there that will help you sleep. They are contraceptive pills and you have no use for them anymore.”

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The senior woman replied again:

“Yes, my dear, I know all that. But every morning I crush one and mix it with the orange juice of my 16-year-old granddaughter. Believe me, it helps me rest easy.”

Did you have a good laugh? We’re sure the doctor didn’t see that coming!

MORE GRANDMA JOKES

Meanwhile, we also published a compilation of grandma jokes that are sure to have you rolling with laughter. Here’s one of them:

Brand New Hearing Aid

After having severe hearing problems for many years, a Grandma went to the doctor to have hearing aids fitted, restoring her hearing to 100%

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A month later it was time for follow-up tests to make sure all is well. The doctor came back with great news and said:

"Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be delighted."

The elderly woman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"

Read the rest of the jokes here and don’t forget to share with your friends so they can let off some steam too!

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