Top 5 jokes about what can happen in any grandma's life

Start the day with laughter. Here are some grandma jokes guaranteed to make anyone giggle!

Oh Grandma!

A grandma on her deathbed tells her grandchild, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the barn, livestock, the harvest, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse and $24,548,750.45 in cash."

The grandchild, stunned and excited about his new inheritance says, "Oh grandma, you are SO generous! I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?" With her last breath, Grandma whispered, "Facebook..."

Brand New Hearing Aid

After having serious hearing problems for many years, a Grandma went to the doctor to have hearing aids fitted, restoring her hearing to 100%

A month later it was time for follow up tests to make sure all is working well. The doctor came back with great news and said:

"Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be delighted."

To which the elderly woman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"

Two Smokers

Grandma's Edith and Marie were having a smoke outside the nursing home when it started to rain. Edith pulled out a condom, cut off the end and pulled it over her cigarette and resumed smoking.

Marie: What on earth are you doing? And what is that?

Edith: Its a condom. It protects my cigarette so it doesn't get wet.

Marie: Where did you get it?

Edith: They are easy to find, any drugstore sells them.

The following day Marie promptly goes to the local drugstore and asks the pharmacist for a box of condoms. The pharmacist finds it odd with her being over 80 years of age, but dismisses the thought and asks her what brand she would like.

Marie, not wanting to get confused, unaware of all the brands replies: It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel.

The pharmacist fainted.

Elderly Couple

Its Christmas time and the grandparents are visiting, so during the holidays, they all went to church for Christmas Mass. While in church, halfway through the service grandma leans over and whispers to her husband, "I've just let out a silent far, what do you think I should do?"

Grandpa: Put a new battery in your hearing aid.

103 Years Old

While a reporter interviews a 103-year-old grandma he asks her:

"And what do you think is the best thing about being 103?"She simply replied, "No peer pressure."