TV healing service and a retired couple

There’s nothing like a good joke to get you laughing and help forget the unpleasant aspects of life. Here’s one about a mischievous grandma that we hope will at least make you smile.

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Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on TV when the evangelist made a special call. He asked that all who wanted to be healed go to their TV set, place one hand in the TV and the other on the body part where they needed healing.

Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to do as the evangelist instructed. She placed her right hand on the television and her left on the arthritic shoulder that had been causing her much pain.

Not long after, Grandpa followed. He headed straight for the TV, placed his right hand on it, and his left hand on his crotch.

Grandma scowled at him and said:

“I guess you just don’t get it. The purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, not to raise the dead.”

Torange

Torange

Don’t forget to share the fun and laughter with your loved ones. If you like to be the funny one at get-togethers, you can also pull out the joke.

If you’d like more related jokes, we suggest you try these five jokes about senior people that'll make you laugh out loud. If you have a grandma or grandpa, you’ll even relate better.

Here’s one of the jokes on that hilarious list:

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EVER HEARD OF A BATHROOM FRIDGE?

A senior man visits the doctor for a checkup. "Mr. Smith, you're in great shape," says the doctor afterward. "How do you do it?"

"Well," says Mr. Smith, "I don't drink, I don't smoke, and the good Lord looks out for me. For weeks now, every time I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, he turns the light on for me."

Freepik

Freepik

Concerned, the doctor finds Mrs. Smith in the waiting room and tells her what her husband said.

"I don't think that's anything to worry about," she says. "And on the bright side, it does explain who's been peeing in the fridge."

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You may also like these jokes about things that can happen in any grandma's life.

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