Daily Joke: Man Cheated on & Dumped His Wife for Young Secretary after 37 Years of Marriage
His former wife acted too calm and friendly after losing her home to him. The cheating former husband then moved in with his new lover, but he didn't realize that his ex-wife still had one more trick up her sleeve.
They say that revenge is a dish best served cold, and this recently divorced woman would know about this, as she not only devised a simple master plan to get back at her ex but ended up keeping the very expensive family home.
It all began with a secret affair between a married man and his secretary, but when things started to get more serious between the two, the man was convinced that he could no longer stay married to his wife of decades.
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Thirty-seven years of marriage weren’t important for Jake when he decided to leave his wife for his much younger secretary, who naturally insisted on living in his and Edith’s very expensive home.
Jake’s lawyers won in the lawsuit, and he was free to live in the house with his new love. He gave Edith three days to leave.
On the first day, she packed her stuff into box crates and suitcases. The second day the movers came to get her things.
On the third day, she had lunch in the dinning-room for the last time. She had a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay.
When she was done, she went into each and every room and placed a half-eaten shrimp shell soaked in caviar into the hollow of all of the curtain rods.
Then she went back to the kitchen, cleaned it, and left the house. Her husband and his new lover moved in immediately, and everything was great for the first several days until a horrible smell started to spread around the house.
It was unbearable. They first tried cleaning the house and airing it. They ensured that there weren’t any dead rodents in there and washed the carpets.
They put air fresheners everywhere and even hired exterminators to set off gas canisters. Despite all their efforts, they had to move out of the house for several days. They also replaced the wool carpeting, which cost a lot of money. But the smell remained and got even worse.
Their friends stopped visiting them, and even their repairman quit over the unbearable smell in the house. Then the maid followed. The couple was forced out of the house by the smell.
They had no alternative but to put the house for sale, but they couldn’t find anybody willing to buy the foul-smelling property despite cutting the price in half.
Soon, the house had a reputation around the city, and when it reached the ears of local realtors, they stopped returning their calls. All that was left for the lovers to do was take a huge loan from the bank to buy a new house.
One day, Edith called her ex-husband to ask him how things were working out for him with his new relationship, and he told her about all the problems he had with the house.
She listened and told him that she missed the place so much that she would decrease her divorce settlement to get the house back.
He thought that fortune had smiled upon him and agreed to sell her the house for one-tenth its value on the condition that she signed the papers that same day. The deed was done within an hour.
One week later, the two lovers were relieved to see the movers packing their things and taking them into their new house, including the curtain rods.
This is not the only story on which a cheating husband thinks he had his way only to be made a fool of by a very clever and proud woman. If you think justice was served in the story above, you will definitely enjoy this other similar story.
Here's another funny one on cheating! A guy thought his wife was cheating on him. So, he waited for her to leave that night and jumped in a cab to follow her. By following her, he found out she was working in a brothel.
The guy says to the cabbie, "Wanna make a $100?" The cabbie says, "Sure, what do I have to do?" The guy replies that all the cabbie has to do is go inside the brothel, grab his wife, put her in the back of the cab, and take them home.
The cabbie goes in. A couple of minutes later, the brothel door gets kicked open, and the cabbie starts dragging out this woman who is kicking, biting, punching, and fighting all the way to the cab. The cabbie opens the door to the cab, throws the girl inside, and tells the man, "Here! Hold her!"
The man looks down at the girl and yells to the cabbie, "THIS AIN'T MY WIFE!" The cabbie replied, "I KNOW. IT'S MINE… I'M GOING BACK IN FOR YOURS!"