This doctor’s witty answer is going to make you laugh hard, but this whole joke will make you question a parent's trust in their teenager.
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. James, what’s the problem?” The mother says:
"It’s my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight, and is sick most mornings.”
The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, “Well, I don’t know how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant... about 4 months, would be my guess.”
The mother says, “Pregnant?! She can’t be. She has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Darla?”
Darla replies, “No mother! I’ve never even kissed a man!”
Teenager with shocked expression | Source: Pixabay
The doctor walks over to the window and just stares outside. About five minutes pass, and finally, the mother says, “Is there something wrong out there, doctor?”
The doctor replies, “No, not really, it’s just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came over the hill. I’ll be damned if I’m going to miss it this time!”
A Christmas Nativity scene | Source: Pixabay
Now, that's a doctor with a strong sense of humor. However, though it might be a joke, it is imperative that parents be friends with their teenage daughters so that their daughters can confide in them.
If you enjoyed the joke above, here is another joke on pregnancy. This time, it's not a parent but the boyfriend. He is not sure how his girlfriend got pregnant, but we will find out soon!
The guy says: "Doctor, my girlfriend is pregnant, but we always used double protection. Then, how is it possible?"
Young man confiding in the doctor | Source: Shutterstock
The doctor replies: "Let me tell you a story to make you realize that it is possible. There was a hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day, he took his umbrella instead of his gun and went out."
"A Lion suddenly jumped in front of him," the doctor continued. "To scare the Lion, the hunter used the umbrella just as he would use a gun and shot the Lion, and the Lion collapsed & died!"
The guy says: "This is totally nonsense!! Someone else must have shot the Lion."
And the doctor concludes: "Good!! You understood the story. Next patient, please!"
If you liked these jokes, here is another about a pregnant woman who sued a man on the bus for laughing at her.