Daily Joke: Pregnant Woman Sues a Man for Laughing in the Bus
Pregnancy is a happy time in any woman’s life, but there are definitely some stressful moments during pregnancy that can make it seem like you are doing everything wrong and have no real idea what you’re doing. Unfortunately, the women in these jokes know that all too well.
Being pregnant can cause a lot of attention to be on you when you’re in public, and while it is sometimes easy to block it all out, there are times when you cannot avoid noticing people staring at you.
The woman in this joke found this out the hard way by having a run-in with a man on the bus while she was seven months pregnant. She even took the man to court to lay a case against him for laughing at her on the bus.
However, when they got to court, the case was dismissed, and the reason behind the dismissal is one of the funniest things that we have ever heard. The woman misunderstood what was going on entirely.
When the woman first got onto the bus, the man noticed that she was pregnant but didn’t really think much of it. The woman then chose a seat and sat down, and this was when the man began laughing.
The woman got onto the bus and sat down under an advert that said “Coming Soon - The Unknown Boon,” which the man found amusing, and so he smirked. The woman noticed this and felt uncomfortable, so she moved.
The second seat that the woman sat in was under an advert for shaving that said, “William’s stick did the trick,” This made the man snicker as it was even more amusing than the previous advert. Again, the woman moved.
The third time the woman sat down was under an advertisement that said, “Dunlop rubber would’ve prevented this accident.” All of the ironies were too much for the man, and he burst out laughing.
The judge fell off his chair laughing too and dismissed the case because it was a huge misunderstanding.
When your significant other is pregnant and in labor, it can be an incredibly stressful thing to witness. There is so much going on that you cannot control and do not know how to help, so your best bet is to phone a professional.
This is exactly what a man did when his wife was in labor. He called the hospital in a panic, saying he was sure it was time for them to come to the hospital as his wife was breathing heavily and she was in a lot of pain.
The nurse tried to reassure the man, asking him how far apart her contractions were. Finally, he yelled to his wife, who told him that her contractions were ten minutes apart. He relayed this information to the nurse.
The nurse then asked the man if this was his wife’s first child, to which he replied, “No! This is her husband!”
While the birth of your baby can be stressful, the naming of your baby can be even worse. This is your child's name for the rest of their lives, and choosing the correct one is of the utmost importance.
Unfortunately for this woman, she went into a coma while pregnant, and her twin babies were delivered via C-section when it came time for them to be born. They gave her brother the responsibility of naming the twins, one boy and one girl.
The woman wakes up and is introduced to her children. The woman is excited but asks how her children got their names. The doctor informs her that her brother named them and asks if she would like to know their names.
The woman replies that she would like to know her children’s names. The doctor informs her that her brother named her daughter Denise. The woman is pleased as it is a good name and then asks what he named her son.
She then asks the doctor what her brother named her son. The doctor becomes a little shy at this point and then says, “He named your son Denephew.”