February 15, 2019
This can serve as a lesson to all of us: if someone is too niche after you have been involved in a car crash with him or her, you better be careful, because they probably have a trick under the sleeve.
Road rage is a reality, and if fortunately not every accident ends up with someone turning violent, it is normal to expect at least an uncomfortable situation in which both parts try to blame the other.
But when the woman in this joke reacted in such a nice way to the man who was driving the car she crashed into, leaving both vehicles in ruins, he should have known better than to trust her. Let’s see how things turned out for him.
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “So you’re a man, that’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately, we are unhurt.”
“This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days,” she optimistically said.
“I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!” the man replies convinced.
“And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune,” the woman suggests, handing him the bottle.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle. Then he hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cork back in and hands it back to the man.
“Aren’t you having any?” he asks. To which the woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police.”
We can only imagine the hard time this fooled man had trying to explain what really happened to the police. This woman really knew how to put herself in advantage in order not to assume her responsibility.
This reminds us of the clever trick an old lady used to keep herself from paying an expensive hotel bill, and we strongly recommend you to check on her funny story for a few more laughs.
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