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Man found someone selling a talking dog for only $10

Rebelander Basilan
Oct 10, 2018
05:23 A.M.

Here's a hilarious story about a man who found a person selling a speaking pooch for only $10 that will get you giggling.

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Follow us on our Twitter account, @amomama_usa, to learn more and read the funny story below.

A guy sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.”

He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.

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The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.

“You talk?” he asks.

“Sure do” the dog replies.

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Source: Freepik

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“So, what’s your story?”

The dog looks up and says, “Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.

"I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger, and I wanted to settle down.

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"So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.

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"I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.

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Source: Freepik

The owner says, “Ten dollars.”

The guy says, “This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”

“Cause he’s a liar. He didn’t do any of that stuff!”

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Reading a humorous story like this one is always fun and will definitely brighten up our day.

Another story that will make you laugh is about the teacher who gets frustrated when her student kept giving stupid answers to an easy question.

However, she wasn't ready for his last reply. Read the story below.

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"If I gave you two cats and another two cats and then another two, how many would you have?” the teacher asked a student named Johnny.

"Seven!" he answered.

"No no, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

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Johnny then repeated his answer to her question.

Got frustrated, the teacher rubbed her temples and took a deep breath.

“Come on Johnny, you’re better than this. Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”

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"Six.”

With a smile, the teacher said, "Good. Now, if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and then another two, how many would you have?”

"Seven!” he replied.

"Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?”

"Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”

Please don’t forget to share these stories with your family and friends if these make you laugh.

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