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Little child 'embarrassed' his mother, but an old man had the best response for them

Pedro Marrero
Feb 25, 2019
09:33 A.M.

As adults, we often praise children for their lack of filters and shame, but when one of ours make a scene in public we actually feel uncomfortable, always worrying about what others might think.

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But then, if we are lucky enough to reach old age, little by little we learn to care less about the judgment of others and embrace all those things that were taboo for years.

In this joke from Bored Daddy, a toddler’s mother was leaving a popular restaurant in shame after her little boy said something embarrassing out loud, but when an old man approached them, she knew that what her son did was only natural.

My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training, and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room.

While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course, I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Matty had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him and he said, “No.”

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I kept thinking, “Oh Lord, that child has had an accident and I didn’t have any clothes with me.” Then I said, “Matty, are you sure you did not have an accident?”

“No,” he replied.

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I just knew that he must had, because the smell was getting worse. Sooooo… I asked one more time, “Matty, did you have an accident?”

Matt jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled, “See, mom, it’s just farts!!!”

While 100 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened. I was mortified!

Some kind people made me feel a lot better, when they came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had!!!

Another old gentleman stopped us in the parking lot as we were leaving, bent over to my son and said, “Don’t worry son, my wife accuses me of the same thing all the time… I just never had the nerve to make the point like you did.”

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It is not uncommon for children to be so transparent and come up with the most unexpected remarks, but what about children that have a special connection with the supernatural? Well, they, too, can be hilarious.

If you don’t think so, see what happened in this family when their 3-year-old daughter started to predict the deaths of her close relatives one by one.

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