Joke: A Man with a Talking Parrot Is Getting Married

Parrots are hilarious creatures, which is why it’s no wonder they’re one of people’s favorite pets.

Here’s a joke about a parrot that will surely crack you up. A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On the day of the wedding, he says to the parrot:

A parrot on person's hand. | Photo: Pexels

A parrot on person's hand. | Photo: Pexels

“Now look here, I know you are always sat in that window sticking your beak in, when me and my new wife get back from the wedding, I want you to turn round, and, no matter what you hear, I do not want you to turn back or I'll break your neck, do you understand?"

The parrot reluctantly agrees. On returning from the wedding the parrot turns around as instructed, and behind him, the bride and groom start to pack for the honeymoon.

Bride and groom walking down the aisle. | Photo: Pexels

Bride and groom walking down the aisle. | Photo: Pexels

"NECK OR NO NECK"

The wife, however, has packed too much, and they can't get the case closed. "Get on top and sit on it, baby!" says the man. The woman does so and grunts and moans but can't shut the case.

"You get on top, baby, it might be better," says the wife, so the man grunts and groans and tries his best but still can’t shut the case.

After a little thought the man says, "Okay, we'll both get on top see if that's any better!"

The parrot turns around and says,

"Neck or no neck, I have to see this!"

Isn’t that hilarious?

PARROTS ON A MORNING SHOW

Speaking of parrots, here are two parrots that became celebrities in their own right after being featured on a morning show on Fox News.

The parrots kicked off a sweet rendition of “Old Macdonald Had a Farm.”

The interview was led by a woman accompanied by the birds, and the segment contained a special surprise for the viewers.

In a video of the interview, the woman is heard asking the birds their name and pointing the microphone at them anticipating a response. One of the birds answered the question with a 'Hello!' 

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