March 05, 2019
Here’s a hilarious story of an old man who is ecstatic to find out that his 18-year-old wife is pregnant.
During his annual checkup, the 80-year-old man excitedly tells his doctor that he has impregnated his much younger wife. Here’s how their conversation goes…
Asked by the doctor about how he is feeling, the elderly man said, “I've never been better! I've got an 18-year-old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?”
The doctor considered the question for a minute and then began to tell a story.
“I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day he went out in a bit of a hurry and accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun.”
He continued: “So, he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?”
The old man replied: “No, what?”
The doctor continued, “The bear dropped dead in front of him.”
“That's impossible!” exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot the bear."
The doctor replied, “My point exactly.”
AN OLD COUPLE ON A PLANE
Hilarious, isn’t it? Here’s an extra joke about another elderly man.
An old couple was sitting in the plane on their way to Hawaii to celebrate their golden wedding anniversary.
Suddenly the pilot’s voice came over the speakers with an announcement: “Dear passengers, unfortunately, I have some bad news. One of our engines has failed and we will be making an emergency landing. Thankfully there is a deserted island nearby, where we should be able to land on the beach. The odds of being rescued, however, are very low and it is likely that we will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives.”
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, they managed to land the plane safely on the island.
Shortly after landing, the husband asked his wife: “Honey, did you pay the bill for the car repairs?”
She answered: “No, I forgot to.”
Still shocked from the landing, he asked a little later: “Have the credit card bills been paid?”
She answered: “Oh no, sorry, I forgot them as well.”
Not long after, he asked again: “One more thing, what about the doctor’s bill from last week?”
She answered: “Forgive me, Love, that completely slipped my mind too.”
The man grabs his wife and gives her the biggest hug in 50 years.
When he let go, she asked: “What was that for?”
He answered: “They’ll find us!”
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