April 04, 2019

Man Complains His Wife Became Less Attractive as He Got Richer

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The old man complained that as he got wealthier, his wife got uglier. But she had the perfect response.

The man found success later in life and let his egotistical entitlement get the better of him.

He decided to bring an absurd criticism to his better half. However, she shuts him down in the best way possible.


After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.

Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed, and a large screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”


My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.


Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy’s problems.

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Source: Bored Daddy