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Man Asks a Stranger in a Bar if He Knows Mrs. Appleblossom

Kareena Koirala
Apr 08, 2019
02:57 A.M.

One day, a man was sitting in a bar with a newspaper in his hand. As he was reading the paper, he felt a tap on his shoulder. When he turned around to see who it was, a man smiled at him eagerly.

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“Excuse me, sir, but do you know Mrs. Appleblossoms?” he asked.

Man reading a newspaper. | Source: Pexels

Man reading a newspaper. | Source: Pexels

Confused, the man folded his newspaper and tried to recall if he knew the person.

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After a moment, he took out a little black notebook with names and number. He started looking into it, searching for Mrs. Appleblossoms.

“A, A, A... [finding the name in the book] yes, actually I do know Mrs. Appleblossom," he said, pointing towards her name in the notebook.

Nonchalantly, the man goes back to reading the newspaper after putting the notebook back in his pocket while the other man throws a confused expression and tapped his shoulder for the second time.

Two men talking. | Source: Pexels

Two men talking. | Source: Pexels

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“Excuse me sir, but have you been to bed with Mrs. Appleblossom?" he hesitantly asked.

The man let out a sigh and checked his notebook again.

"B, B, B... ahh, yes, I have been to bed with Mrs. Appleblossom," he replied.

As he shoved the notebook back into his pocket, he felt a tap on his shoulder for the third time. Slightly annoyed, he looked at the man with questioning eyes.

Confused man. | Source: Pexels

Confused man. | Source: Pexels

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"Excuse me sir, but I am Mr. Appleblossom, and I am very disappointed," the other man said.

A man going through his phone. | Source: Pexels

A man going through his phone. | Source: Pexels

"D, D, D... ahh... yes sir, so was I!" the man said before going back to read his paper.

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