63-Year-Old Man Cheats on His Wife with a 23-Year-Old Woman
An elderly man found himself in an awkward position when he met a younger woman at a bar. After being unfaithful to his wife he needed to be a bit creative.
His great plan was to tell her the truth and the results were remarkable!
On a Friday evening, a 63-year old man was hanging out at home with his wife. Giving him a reason to stretch his legs, she asked him to pop by the store and buy her a pack of cigarettes.
The man gladly took on the task but when he got to the store, he found it closed. Thinking quickly, he decided to walk to a nearby bar to use their vending machine.
He bought the pack of cigarettes but then noticed that the bar had a nice atmosphere and vibe to it. Sitting down for a couple of beers he thought, “Oh well, it is Friday evening after all.”
A few minutes went by and a gorgeous 23-year-old woman walked up to him and they started chatting. The pair were having a great time as they shared a couple of beers, one thing led to another and they ended up at her apartment.
They enjoyed each other before the man looked at his watch and realized in shock that it was already 3 a.m. the following day! As quick as he could he put his clothes on exclaiming, “My wife’s going to kill me. Do you have any baby powder?”
Without asking any questions, the woman gave him the powder and he rubbed it generously on his hands before taking a taxi home. Arriving home, he found his wife waiting for him in the doorway.
Extremely upset she yelled at him, “Where the hell have you been?!” The elderly man replied: “Well, honey, it’s like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there, we had a few drinks, one thing led to another, and I ended up in bed with her.”
Crossing her arms, his significant other eyed him and said: “Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!” Lifting his hands up, she noted they were covered in powder.
Getting upset again, she scolded: “You damn liar! You went bowling again!”
One evening Johnny walked in on his parents while they are making love. The little boy was confused and worried so he asked, “Dad, what are you doing?”
His father explained: “You know how you’ve always wished for a little brother? I’m putting your brother in mom so that he can join us in nine months.” Johnny was thrilled with the news so he left his parents and closed the door behind him.
In his room, he fantasized about all the games he and his little brother would play together when he arrived. However, a few days later, his father came home from work to find the little boy crying on the front steps.
His father asked him why he was upset and Johnny replied, “Remember the little brother you and mom were making the other night?” Dad replied, “Yes, I do. What’s wrong?”
Sadly the little boy shared, “Well, this morning the mailman ate him!”