Priest and Nun Get Lost in a Blizzard

May 14, 2019
11:07 A.M.

The best jokes are the ones with unexpected endings! The joke shared below is about a num and a priest, but the ending will definitely take you by surprise. Especially if your mind is in the gutter!


A priest and a nun were on a mission trip up in the mountains when a snowstorm crossed their path. The pair quickly became lost in the blizzard and didn't know which way to turn.

After what seemed like hours and hours of walking, they came upon a small cabin. Being exhausted and having no food with them, they prepared to go to sleep.

The priest soon started a fire in the fireplace. There was a stack of blankets and a sleeping bag on the floor - but only one bed.

Being a gentleman, the priest said, "Sister, you sleep on the bed. I'll sleep on the floor in the sleeping bag."

Just as he got zipped up in the bag close to the fire and was beginning to fall asleep, the nun said,

"Father, I'm cold."

The priest unzipped the sleeping bag, got up, went to the stack of blankets and brought one back for the nun, putting it on her himself.

Once again, he got into the sleeping bag, zipped it up and started to drift off to sleep when the nun once again said, "Father, I'm still cold."

The priest dutifully unzipped the bag, got up again, fetched another blanket to put on her and got into the sleeping bag. Just as his eyes closed, she said, "Father, I'm sooooo cold."


This time, he turned to face the nun on the bed. Giving the woman a wink and a smile, he said, "Sister, I have an idea. We're out here in the wilderness where no one will ever know what happened. Let's pretend we're married."

The nun blushed but eventually said, "Bring it on, big boy!"

To which the priest yelled out,

"Okay, get up and get your own damn blanket! I'm going to sleep!"

I bet you weren't expecting that ending! If you laughed out loud, share it with your friends.

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