Marine Is Forced to Share a Room with a Snoring Air Force Guy

Here's a joke about a Marine who is forced to share a room with a snoring Air Force guy that will get you giggling.

When a Marine pulled into a little town, each hotel room was taken.

Man looking outside window carrying a backpack | Photo: Pexels

Man looking outside window carrying a backpack | Photo: Pexels

“You’ve got to have a room somewhere,” he told the manager. “Or just a bed, I don’t care where.”

“Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy,” the manager replied, adding, “and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I’m not sure it’d be worth it to you.”

The tired Marine assured him, saying, “No problem. I’ll take it.” 

A hotel | Photo: Pexels

A hotel | Photo: Pexels

The next morning, the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

“How’d you sleep?” the manager asked.

“Never better," he responded. 

The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?”

Man lying in bed | Photo: Freepik

Man lying in bed | Photo: Freepik

“Nope, I shut him up in no time," said the Marine.

“How’d you manage that?” asked the manager.

“He was already in bed, snoring away when I came in the room,” the Marine explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, ‘Goodnight, beautiful,’ and he sat up all night watching me.”

Man drinking coffee | Photo: Freepik

Man drinking coffee | Photo: Freepik

Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a wife who taught her lazy husband a lesson for refusing to help her.

Source: Bored Daddy

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