Three Women of Different Ages Were Walking Back to Their Small Farming Village
Sometimes, being helpful and having experience has it's drawbacks, as three women hilariously found out in today’s joke of the day.
It was 1827, and three women of different ages were walking back to their small farming village. Carrying their shopping from the market, the women were catching up on the week’s happenings when they suddenly heard a mumble. Cautiously they moved closer to the sound which seemed to be coming from a puddle of mud.
As they got close to the odd-looking mud puddle, rays of the setting sun licked through the clouds. Then the three women saw that it indeed was a mud puddle, but with a naked man lying face down and his head just out of it.
Eyeing the man, the first woman said, “Could be someone from the village seeing we are close to home.”
The second woman agreed and added, “We should check and help him back; he could freeze when night comes.”
With the man’s face full of mud, they couldn’t tell who it is, so the third woman and the oldest of the three women suggested, “ Turn him over.”
With their feet, the other two women gingerly turned the man over. Their eyes all went downwards, and the first woman shook her head and said, “Well, he is not my husband, that’s for sure!”
The second woman concurred and added, “Yep, that’s not your husband.” The third woman looked closer and then straightened and cursed loudly. “Don’t worry girls; he’s not even from our village.”
To keep the laughter going, we have another joke about a woman who outsmarted a man in the funniest of ways.
THE CAR ACCIDENT
A man and a woman are involved in a car accident, but thankfully both of them were unharmed even though their cars were severely damaged.
After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said, “Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately, we didn’t get hurt. It must be a sign from God that we should meet and become terrific friends!”
The man thought this over for a second and realized there might be an upside to this and replied, “I agree with you completely.”
As the woman got her purse out of the car, she continued, “Look! Here’s another miracle! My car is completely smashed up, but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely this means we have to celebrate our good fortune.”
The woman handed the bottle to the man, who took a few large swigs before he passed it back to her. She immediately put the cap back on and gave the bottle back to the man.
Confused, the man asked, “Aren’t you having any?”
“No,” the woman replied. “I think I’ll just wait for the police.”
In a similar joke of the day, an old lady cleverly outsmarted both her lawyer and the bank’s president after she walked into the bank with a huge bag of money.