Elderly Italian Woman Goes to the Priest to Confess

What is the statute of limitations for clearing the air with someone after you've been deceiving them for a considerable amount of time and after how many repetitions does a lie become the truth? 

An elderly Italian woman went to her parish priest, who was decades younger than her, and asked if he would hear her confession.

The priest said: 

Well...I'm not sure how many Hail Marys would get the old lady off the hook for this particular deception! The poor priest!

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