Elderly Italian Woman Goes to the Priest to Confess
What is the statute of limitations for clearing the air with someone after you've been deceiving them for a considerable amount of time and after how many repetitions does a lie become the truth?
An elderly Italian woman went to her parish priest, who was decades younger than her, and asked if he would hear her confession.
The priest said:
Well...I'm not sure how many Hail Marys would get the old lady off the hook for this particular deception! The poor priest!
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