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Man Finds out He's Going to Inherit a Fortune and Decides He Needs a Woman to Enjoy It With

Pedro Marrero
Jun 07, 2019
04:40 A.M.
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The good luck can be found anywhere, and this joke we brought you today is a fine example of it. Just imagine for a moment what would you do if you found out that you'll be rich in just a few days?

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Fred found that he would soon inherit a fortune and did not want to be alone to enjoy it, so it occurred to him that it was time to find a woman.

When Fred's father became seriously ill and everything seemed to indicate that he would no longer recover, Fred decided it was time to get a girl to share and enjoy the fortune that he would inherit when his father passed.

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So one night he went to a singles bar where he found the most beautiful woman he had ever seen in his life. The girl looked beautiful in a natural way, with no need for much make-up, which left Fred completely amazed.

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He approached the woman and said: "I may give the impression of being an ordinary man, but in a couple of weeks I will inherit a great fortune. As soon as my father dies, I will inherit $ 20 million."

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Absolutely impressed by what she had just heard, the girl went with him to his house that same night and ...

After only three days she had become his stepmother!

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What a clever woman! and poor naive young man! We hope you had a fun time with this joke and don't forget to share it with your friends. If you want to keep laughing here we bring you some other jokes that'll keep you entertained for a while.

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A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display.

Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?"

Dad: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights."

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Boy: "So, why do they make packs of three?"

Dad: "For the college guys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights."

Boy: "Then why do they make packs of 12?"

Dad: "Those are for married couples -- you know, January, February, March."

Married couples might not be laughing so hard right now, but they got to admit this is definitely a very funny joke. Check out the rest of our collection of jokes and don't forget to share them with your friends and family.

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