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'How Many Women Can a Man Marry?' Asks a Little Boy after Attending the First Wedding

Olowokandi Fiyin
By Olowokandi Fiyin
Jun 27, 2019
01:03 A.M.

A young boy attends a wedding for the first time in his life, and he can't help but wonder how many women a man can marry.

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Life can get tedious and routinely, and once in a while, and we need to spice things up. Hence the need for jokes.

Couple wearing their wedding rings on wedding day | Photo: Shutterstock.com

Couple wearing their wedding rings on wedding day | Photo: Shutterstock.com

With the weekend coming, you might be booked to attend a wedding. More importantly, if you are going to be the best man, you would want to get the guests falling off their chairs in laughter.

What better way to achieve that than with a joke? Luckily, we got some top-notch wedding jokes for you today!

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Once upon a time, a young boy attended a wedding for the first time in his life. He enjoyed every bit of it, and after the ceremony, his cousin asked him:

"How many women can a man marry?"

With all confidence, the boy answered immediately saying sixteen.

His cousin was amazed at how quick he got the answer and asked him how he arrived at it. The sharp boy then replied, saying:

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"Easy. All you have to do is add it up like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."

Also, there was a time when Father Henry was planning a wedding at the close of morning mass.

After sharing the grace, Father Henry planned to call the couple to come to the altar, but, unfortunately, he forgot their names. After much brainstorming, Father Henry decided to throw an open call. He said:

"Will those wanting to get married please come to the front?"

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To his uttermost surprise, nine single ladies, three widows, four widowers, and six single men stepped to the front immediately! Father Henry was sure blown away!

How did you enjoy the jokes? Indeed, we have equipped you for that upcoming wedding. Don't forget to make us super proud!

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