Joke: Woman's Teenage Daughter Claims She’s Never Been with a Man

A teenager claimed she had never been with a man. Then came a much-needed visit to the doctor.

Here is a funny story that depicts an example of a parent that thought her baby could never do any wrong. However, she learned the hard way that children could sometimes tell lies, as well.

A mother and her daughter, who is just on the verge of adulthood, paid a visit to the doctor. When they arrived there, the female doctor asked for their health complaint.

The concerned mother replied:

“It’s my daughter, Darla. She keeps getting these cravings. Also, she’s putting on weight and is sick most mornings.”

With all of the symptoms the woman had listed, the answer seemed quite obvious and caused the doctor to raise an eyebrow. She, however, decided to stay mute and find out more before making her conclusions.

So 18-year-old Darla was thoroughly examined by the doctor in an attempt for her to cancel any other possible medical conditions than the one she already had in mind.

Afterward, the doctor turned to the mother and gently told her that her Darla was pregnant and about four months along too.

Startled, the mother jumped up from her seat and questioned the doctor's diagnosis in unbelief. She exclaimed that it was not possible since Darla had never even been left alone with a man and also turned around to get confirmation from Darla.

Darla quickly responded:

“No, Mom! I’ve never even kissed a man!”

The doctor then stood up, went to look out a window, and rather attentively too like she was looking for something. Her unexpected response made Darla’s mother curious.

She asked:

“Is there something wrong out there, doctor?”

The doctor replied:

“No, not really, it’s just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I’ll be damned if I’m going to miss it this time!”

LOL! It would be so much fun if all doctors were like that!

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Source: The Laugh Club