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Daily Joke: Little Man Comes into the Bar Looking for the Owner of the Doberman Tied Outside

Comfort Omovre
Jul 15, 2019
06:45 A.M.
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A shy little man walked into a biker bar wondering who had tied a massive Doberman to the meter outside.

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The man, quite nervous given his little stature compared to the other men that frequent the bar timidly spoke up as soon as he made his entry into the Bronx biker bar.

The entrance of a biker bar | Photo: Shutterstock.com

The entrance of a biker bar | Photo: Shutterstock.com

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He said, after clearing his throat to gain an audience,

“Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?"

Many eyes turned on him, but the response came from a huge hairy man, wearing biker leathers, and whose body hair could be seen peeking out through the seams.

The giant said, slowly turning on his stool to look down at the trembling little man,

"It's my dog. Why?"

The little man, obviously very nervous, said:

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"Well, I believe my dog just killed it, sir."

The big man roared in disbelief,

"What? What in the hell kind of dog do you have?"

Dog breed Doberman on nature | Photo: Shutterstock

Dog breed Doberman on nature | Photo: Shutterstock

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"Sir," answered the little man,

"it's a little four-week-old female puppy."

"Bull!" roared the biker,

"How could your puppy kill my Doberman?"

"It appears that your dog choked on her, sir."

BIKER IN A ROADSIDE BAR

A biker decides to take a rest at a roadside bar in Louisiana after a long day in the saddle. All stiff from the hustle of the day, he walked in, sat himself down, and called for a pitcher of beer.

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A biker riding a customized motorcycle on an open road | Photo: Shutterstock.com

A biker riding a customized motorcycle on an open road | Photo: Shutterstock.com

The third time he would ask for a beer, he noticed that some of the people present in the bar were stealing glances at him and whispering inaudibly.

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So he stood up and walked out of the bar only to return a few minutes later with an alligator having decided that he would give them something to watch and talk about.

He drops the alligator on the floor, drops his pants, and flops his tackle in the alligator’s mouth. Snap! The jaws shut on his tackle.

Teeth gritted, the man counts out loud to ten, then pokes the alligator in the eyes, and it lets go.

“Right!” shouts the biker,

“any of you man enough to do that?”

After a moment of silence, a voice from the back says:

“I will if you promise not to poke me in the eyes.”

Read more hilarious jokes here.

Sources: Jokes WareHouse, Mr-Funny.

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