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Daily Joke: Young Woman Takes Her Grandma to See the Beautiful Sistine Chapel in the Vatican

Odette Odendaal
Jul 18, 2019
12:23 P.M.
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Traveling for whatever purpose can give rise to a myriad of situations. In today’s joke of the day, we looked at the funny side of what can happen while on vacation.

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THE SAME DIFFERENCE

Painted ceiling of the Cistine Chapel in the Vatican. | Source: Shutterstock.

Painted ceiling of the Cistine Chapel in the Vatican. | Source: Shutterstock.

In pursuit of a graduate degree in art history, Claire arranged to go to Italy and study their most significant works of art.

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Having lived with her grandmother, and with no one to take care of her while abroad, Claire took her grandmother along to Italy.

On the second day, they stood wide-eyed in the Sistine Chapel in the Vatican admiring the painted ceiling.

After a few minutes of staring at the work of art, Claire said, “Grandma, it took Michelangelo four years to get the entire ceiling painted.”

“Oh my,” her grandmother replied. “He and I must have the same landlord.”

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A dentistry office. | Source: Shutterstock.

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NO TIME TO WASTE

A couple interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. After waiting for a few minutes, the dentist’s assistant showed them to his consultation room. “What seems to be the problem today?” he asked.

“I want a tooth pulled, but I don’t want Novacaine because we are in a big hurry,” the wife said. “Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way.” Impressed the dentist asked, “Which tooth is it?”

The wife turned to her husband and said, “Show him your tooth, darling.”

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The front door of a house. | Source: Shutterstock.

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THINKING AHEAD

A young couple, about to go on their first holiday, arranged to meet at the airport because they had a few last-minute things to sort out.

The boyfriend arrived at the airport first, but soon he spotted his beautiful blond girlfriend approaching carrying a door. Confused, he asked her, “Why are you carrying a door?”

“Well, you know how burglars break people’s front doors open to get into houses?” The boyfriend gave a silent nod, and she continued, “If I take my front door with me, then they can’t break it down!”

The boyfriend gave it a moment’s thought and said, “Ok then, but what if the door breaks or you lose it?”

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An open house window. | Source: Shutterstock.

Pleased with her forward-thinking, she replied, “I thought of that, so I left one of the side windows open so I can get in through there.”

Relatedly, some people also enjoy gambling during their spare time. And with that in mind, we compiled a few jokes about the downside side of betting hard-earned money.

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