Daily Joke: An Old Man Married a Woman Less Than Half His Age

Edduin Carvajal
Aug 05, 2019
09:00 A.M.

After divorcing the woman he was married for 46 years, an old man got married to a beautiful lady less than half his age. He was so proud of it that he couldn’t stop gushing over her.


For their honeymoon, the newlyweds went to the Caribbean for two weeks. When the fantastic trip ended, he visited his sister to talk about the experience and, of course, his young wife.

“It was wonderful,” said the man. “We went to the beach almost every day, ate a lot of different dishes, drank coconut water straight from the coconut, and saw turtles!”

Although his sister was very happy for him, she couldn’t help but ask for his wife, to what the man replied:


“She was the best part of the honeymoon! We made love almost every night!”

“That’s quite a feat at your age,” said his sister.

“Yes,” he continued. “Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday, almost on Wednesday…”

This young lady reminds us of the independent lady who started her own business. Since it was quite successful, she had to hire a lawyer, so she started interviewing a couple of them.

She told the first applicant: "As I'm certain you can comprehend, in a business like this, our honesty must be beyond question," she said. "Mr. Peterson, would you say you are an honest lawyer?"


Mr. Peterson knew that this was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and he didn’t want to lose it, so he responded:

"Honest? Give me a chance to tell you something about honest. I'm very honest because my father lent me fifteen thousand dollars for my education and I paid back each penny the moment I tried my very first case."


“Amazing!” said the woman, who was absolutely pleased with his reply. She was sure that Mr. Peterson was the right lawyer for her. However, when she was about to close the deal, she asked: “By the way, what kind of case was that?"

He then admitted, "My father sued me for the cash."

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