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Daily Joke: A Man Takes His Talking Dog to a Bar

Comfort Omovre
Aug 13, 2019
02:00 A.M.

A man who owned a talking dog once visited a bar accompanied by his gifted dog. He challenged the bartender into having an interrogation session with the dog in exchange for drinks.

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The bartender accepted the challenge. Looking at the bartender, he carefully threw out a challenge stating plainly that his dog was a talking dog who could answer any question correctly.

He then gave the other man a chance to question the dog saying: “If this dog can answer your questions, can we have free drinks?”

Photo of an excited dog | Shutterstock.com

Photo of an excited dog | Shutterstock.com

Eager for an opportunity to prove the dog owner wrong, and possibly make fun of him eventually, the bartender agreed to the challenge as he said:

“You can have one on the house.”

The man nodded his approval and presented his dog for questioning. The first question came unceremoniously. “What goes on the top of a house?” Asked the doubtful bartender. “Roof!” Came the dog’s excited reply, to everyone’s amazement.

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Photo of a barman mixing drinks at a bar | Source: Shutterstock.com

Photo of a barman mixing drinks at a bar | Source: Shutterstock.com

Amused, the bartender threw another question to the talking dog. He asked again:

“What does tree bark feel like?”

Without much thought, the dog replied this second question as easily as he did the first, saying: “Rough!”

Again, everyone was amazed, and more attention was drawn to the trio. Desperate to save face, the barman thought hard, before he finally came up with a supposedly much tougher question. He asked the ever-ready dog:

“What is my girlfriend’s name?”

Hardly had he voiced the question before the dog blurted out his enthusiastic answer. “Ruth!” The dog exclaimed for the third time.

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Dog and its owner on a field | Photo: Shutterstock.com

Dog and its owner on a field | Photo: Shutterstock.com

By this time, the bartender could take no more, as he burst out at the man angrily. He said:

“That’s enough. You and your dog need to get out!”

The sad pair left the bar. Once outside, the dog looked at his owner with a sad expression and asked:

“Should I have said, Stacy?”

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Source: Startsat60

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