Daily Joke: Little Johnny Watches His Mother Apply Face Cream

Rebelander Basilan
Aug 18, 2019
10:20 P.M.

We know how curious little children can sometimes crack us up with their innocent questions.


Here’s one side-splitting exchange between little Johnny and his beauty-conscious mother.

Little boy holding his toy | Photo: Pexels

Little boy holding his toy | Photo: Pexels

One evening, little Johnny watched his mother as she applies facial cream in front of the mirror.

The innocent little boy watched in awe as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. This was the first time he saw her do it.

“Why do you do that, mummy?” he asked, peering at her mother’s face.

“To make myself beautiful,” said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.

“What’s the matter?” asked Johnny. “Giving up?”

Woman applying facial cream | Photo: Pexels

Woman applying facial cream | Photo: Pexels

LOL! If you laughed out loud, here’s an extra joke that will completely make your day.

A man visited a barbershop for a shave, and the barber promptly got to work. As he started foaming up his cheeks, the client decided to share that he just couldn't seem to shave his cheeks properly because of the softness of his cheeks.

Flaunting his versatility, the experienced barber said, “I have just the thing.”

He quickly removed a little wooden ball from a drawer and handed it to the seated man. The barber then instructed him to put the ball in his mouth and particularly between his cheek and gum.

Man smoking cigarette | Photo: Pexels

Man smoking cigarette | Photo: Pexels


The client quickly did as the barber had instructed and he shaved. It turned out to be the closest shave the man had ever had. That made his cheeks taut and thus smoothened so that the shaving process was a lot easier and particularly effective.

The client couldn't be more impressed by the barber's wise move and wondered how he had thought of something simple and yet so smart.

Curiosity eventually got the best of him, and he asked the barber: "What if I swallow it?"

The barber quickly responded, saying: "No problem, just bring it back tomorrow as everyone else does."

Person holding razor | Photo: Pexels

Person holding razor | Photo: Pexels

Share this if it cracked you up!

Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a wife who taught her lazy husband a lesson for refusing to help her.

Source: Starts at 60, IGN

Please fill in your e-mail so we can share with you our top stories!
By subscribing, you agree to our Privacy Policy
Related posts

'Hey, You're Fired, Old Man,' Manager Informs Janitor, Not Knowing He'll Be Her Boss the Next Day - Story of the Day

January 15, 2024

Private Investigators Reveal Their Most Shocking and Crazy Cases

November 09, 2023

Little Boy Cries & Begs Mom Not to Take Him to Daycare until She Storms into Facility – Story of the Day

February 11, 2024

Ginny Cha Was Tiki Barber's First Wife - More about Her & Their Marriage

November 09, 2023

My Boss Made Me Dance for a Rich Man, It Turned Out That I Already Knew Him – Story of the Day

December 18, 2023

Nasty Client Mistreats Migrant Massage Therapist, Gets What He Deserves Later — Story of the Day

November 28, 2023

Spoiled Rich Teen Mocks Beggar, He Teaches Her a Lesson – Story of the Day

December 28, 2023

Man Tries to Scam New York Grandma — She Takes Sweet Revenge on Him & Films It on Camera

December 18, 2023

I Sent My Daughter to My Mother for Summer, Soon I Learned My Mom Died and Daughter Disappeared – Story of the Day

February 20, 2024

My Abusive Husband Stormed into My Workplace Threatening Me, I Decided to Fight Back – Story of the Day

February 22, 2024

Rich Man Hits Homeless Girl on the Road, Recognizes His Daughter Who Disappeared 10 Years Ago – Story of the Day

December 12, 2023

Lola Burr Is Bill Burr's Little Daughter Who Is Good at Skateboarding

January 23, 2024

Days Before Wedding, Millionaire’s Daughter Dresses As Homeless to Test Her Wealthy Fiancé — Story of the Day

November 30, 2023

Stewardess Bans Arab Guy from Boarding Plane Unaware He’s New Airline Owner – Story of the Day

December 08, 2023