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Daily Joke: Three Couples Marry and Stay at the Same Hotel for Their Honeymoons

Ra'eesah Manack
Aug 27, 2019
02:00 P.M.
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Socrates once said, "By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." These husbands came to some interesting realizations on their honeymoon.


A bellboy named Dave worked at a fancy hotel. One weekend, Dave witnessed an interesting set of events unfold.

Three couples had just tied the knot and decided to spend their honeymoons at the hotel. They booked in and Dave was put in charge of helping them get to their rooms.


The first man married a nurse and Dave could not help thinking how lucky the man was. He remembered the saying:

"Nurses are known to be hot to trot."


The next couple was a man and his wife who was a telephone operator. Dave was once again in awe thinking the man was super lucky.

"Telephone operators have sexy voices," thought the bellboy.


The third man married a school teacher. This time Dave felt bad for the man and couldn't help thinking back to the awful teachers he had in school.

In his mind, the bell boy was thinking the poor man would be yelled at and bullied for the rest of his life. Shaking his head, Dave made a quick exit from their room.


The next day, Dave came to work and checked in with the three men. The nurse's husband and the telephone operator's husband both looked extremely upset.

On the other hand, the teacher's husband looked overjoyed. Dave was confused and enquired what happened after he left them.


The first man grumbled saying:

"Don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was 'it's not sanitary, it's not sanitary' while she cleaned the entire room. "


Then, the telephone operator's husband then piped up saying:

"Don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I heard last night was 'Your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up' every time I kissed her."

David then turned to the teacher's husband who was still grinning brightly and asked about his night. The teacher's husband chuckled and said:

"When you marry, be sure to marry a school teacher. We spent the whole night cuddling and kissing because she said 'We are going to do this over and over until we get it right.'"

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