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Daily Joke: A Man Who's Afraid Someone's Hiding under His Bed Goes to a Psychiatrist

Rebelander Basilan
Sep 08, 2019
03:00 A.M.

This joke is about a man named Shakey who decides to ask a psychiatrist for help.

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He felt like someone was under his bed, and he was so scared. The psychiatrist told him that he's willing to help in one condition.

I don't want to be a spoiler so just read the full story below, and you will surely laugh.

Person lying on bed | Photo: Pexels

Person lying on bed | Photo: Pexels

Shakey went to a psychiatrist and said, "Doc, I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, and I think there's somebody on top of it. You have to help me. I'm going crazy!"

The psychiatrist replied, "Let me take care of it. Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."

Shakey smiled. "How much do you charge?" he asked.

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Man sitting on bench | Photo: Pexels

Man sitting on bench | Photo: Pexels

To which the psychiatrist replied, "A hundred dollars per visit."

"I'll sleep on it," he said.

But Shakey didn't come back. Six months later, he and the psychiatrist met again on the street.

"Hello, how are you?" asked the psychiatrist.

"I'm just fine!" Shakey replied.

"Why didn't you ever come to see me again?"

Depressed man talking to a psychiatrist | Photo: Freepik

Depressed man talking to a psychiatrist | Photo: Freepik

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Shakey smirked and then said, "For a hundred bucks a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars."

The psychiatrist was amazed. "Is that so! How?" he asked.

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!" Shakey replied.

Whoever that bartender is, I think he deserves an award for his ingenuity.

Bartender preparing a cocktail in a bar | Photo: Freepik

Bartender preparing a cocktail in a bar | Photo: Freepik

Reading a humorous story like this one is always fun and will definitely brighten up our day. Please don't forget to share this story with your family and friends if this made you chuckle.

Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a middle-aged man who went to his doctor for his regular physical checkup. The doctor asked about the man's daily activity level.

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