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Daily Joke: A Husband Walks into the Bedroom Holding Two Painkiller Pills

Comfort Omovre
Sep 09, 2019
10:00 A.M.

A young man, married for a few years, proves to be the attentive husband as he attends to his "ailing" wife.

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The man enters the bedroom, holding a glass of water and painkillers for his wife, who laid in bed. Confused, the woman looks up at him questioningly.

A photo illustration of capsules (pills) in a patient's hand. | Photo: Getty Images

A photo illustration of capsules (pills) in a patient's hand. | Photo: Getty Images

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She piped up:

"What are those for?"

The man responds, giving her a sweet smile:

"It's for your headache."

Photo of a woman suffering from headache | Photo: Getty Images

Photo of a woman suffering from headache | Photo: Getty Images

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Unsure of what was happening, the wife said:

"I don't have a headache."

The man's smile got even more prominent as he exclaimed:

"Gotcha!"

 Ryan Lochte speaks to the media after winning the Men's 200m Individual Medley | Photo: Getty Images

Ryan Lochte speaks to the media after winning the Men's 200m Individual Medley | Photo: Getty Images

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A MARRIED COUPLE CHECK INTO A HOTEL

A husband and wife, who belong to the middle class of society, expectedly check into a cheap hotel. The husband immediately heads to the bar, but his wife, exhausted from the day's journey, showers and lies down in bed.

Photo of a woman laying on a bed | Photo: Getty Images

Photo of a woman laying on a bed | Photo: Getty Images

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Suddenly, an elevated train passes by very close to the window, shakes the room, and throws her out of bed. Slightly miffed by the disturbance, she gets back on the bed and lies down, but just minutes after, the same thing happens yet again!

Now at the peak of her frustration, the tired woman calls the front desk to complain. Although a low-end facility, the hotel took pride in being attentive to their customers, so the woman's query was met with a quick response.

Photo of a woman sitting in a room | Photo: Getty Images

Photo of a woman sitting in a room | Photo: Getty Images

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The hotel manager, himself, comes up to investigate. The wife says:

"Lie here on the bed, you'll be thrown right to the floor."

The manager does as she instructed and lies down next to the woman. But it is right at that moment that her husband walks in. The husband demands loudly:

"What's going on here?"

A couple standing in front of their newly bought home | Photo: Getty Images

A couple standing in front of their newly bought home | Photo: Getty Images

Aware of the possible thoughts running through the husband's head, the manager quickly replies:

"Would you believe I'm waiting for a train?"

LOL!

Source: startsat60.com

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