Daily Joke: Wife Asked Why Her Newlywed Husband Stopped Wearing His Wedding Ring
Here's a joke about the newly married couple that will get you giggling.
A ring is an important symbol of the lasting place your life partner should hold in your heart, your schedule, and all aspects of your life.
From the moment you stated, "I do," each part of your life is now associated with your spouse. As per the Bible, you're "One."
All that you do with your time, your words, your cash, and so forth will affect him/her in some way. So the ring is a simple note that all that you touch will touch your marriage.
In the story below, the husband decided to stop wearing his wedding ring soon after marriage.
His wife wondered why, so she asked, "Why don't you ever wear your wedding band?"
The husband sighed and then said, "I'm sorry, but this ring cuts off my circulation."
To which she answered back, "Well, it's supposed to!"
If you roared with laughter, here's an additional joke that will absolutely fill your heart with joy.
Tom and his dad met for lunch not long after the marriage.
"Well, son," said the dad, "how is married life treating you?"
"Not very well, I'm afraid. It seems that I married a nun," replied Tom.
"A nun?" his father exclaimed.
"That's right. None in the morning, none at night and none except if I ask."
The father nodded knowingly. He then patted his son on the back.
"Why don't we all get together for a pleasant talk this evening?" he said.
Tom's face brightened. "Really, Dad, that's a great idea," he said.
"Fine," replied the father. "I'll call and tell Mother Superior to set two extra plates."
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