Daily Joke: Wife Asked Why Her Newlywed Husband Stopped Wearing His Wedding Ring

Here's a joke about the newly married couple that will get you giggling.

A ring is an important symbol of the lasting place your life partner should hold in your heart, your schedule, and all aspects of your life. 

Newly wedded couple making heart shape with hands | Photo: Pexels

Newly wedded couple making heart shape with hands | Photo: Pexels

From the moment you stated, "I do," each part of your life is now associated with your spouse. As per the Bible, you're "One." 

All that you do with your time, your words, your cash, and so forth will affect him/her in some way. So the ring is a simple note that all that you touch will touch your marriage.

Couple holding hands | Photo: Pexels

Couple holding hands | Photo: Pexels

In the story below, the husband decided to stop wearing his wedding ring soon after marriage.

His wife wondered why, so she asked, "Why don't you ever wear your wedding band?"

The husband sighed and then said, "I'm sorry, but this ring cuts off my circulation."

To which she answered back, "Well, it's supposed to!"

Couple sitting on a bench | Photo: Pexels

Couple sitting on a bench | Photo: Pexels

If you roared with laughter, here's an additional joke that will absolutely fill your heart with joy. 

Tom and his dad met for lunch not long after the marriage.

"Well, son," said the dad, "how is married life treating you?"

Cooked meat on plate | Photo: Pexels

Cooked meat on plate | Photo: Pexels

"Not very well, I'm afraid. It seems that I married a nun," replied Tom.

"A nun?" his father exclaimed.

"That's right. None in the morning, none at night and none except if I ask." 

Man wearing suit jacket | Photo: Pexels

Man wearing suit jacket | Photo: Pexels

The father nodded knowingly. He then patted his son on the back.

"Why don't we all get together for a pleasant talk this evening?" he said.

Tom's face brightened. "Really, Dad, that's a great idea," he said.

"Fine," replied the father. "I'll call and tell Mother Superior to set two extra plates."

Young man holding his chin | Photo: Pexels

Young man holding his chin | Photo: Pexels

Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a man who goes out to sea and catches a few fish. He gets up right on time to prepare, hooks up his boat and off he goes, throughout the day.

Sources: Anytime Messages, Sarasotawedding

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