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Daily Joke: Teacher Asks Her Students to Draw a Bible Story

Rebelander Basilan
Sep 22, 2019
01:30 P.M.
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This joke about the teacher and her Sunday School class will keep you laughing all day.

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One Sunday morning, a teacher asked her Sunday School class to think about their favorite Bible stories and then draw pictures about these.

A woman teaching | Photo: Pexels

A woman teaching | Photo: Pexels

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Walking around the class, she caught a glimpse of Little Johnny’s rather puzzling picture. As she looked more closely, she saw four people on an airplane.

“What Bible story are you drawing,” she asked Little Johnny.

“The Flight to Egypt,” the boy replied.

Kids raising hands | Photo: Freepik

Kids raising hands | Photo: Freepik

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Pointing at each figure, the teacher said: “That must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus. But who’s the fourth person?”

“Oh, that’s Pontius – the pilot!”

Boy listening to the teacher | Photo: Pexels

Boy listening to the teacher | Photo: Pexels

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How hilarious is that! Here’s a bonus joke about a curious little boy.

One evening, little Johnny watched his mother as she applies facial cream in front of the mirror.

The innocent little boy watched in awe as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. This was the first time he saw her do it.

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Little boy holding his toy | Photo: Pexels

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“Why do you do that, mummy?” he asked, peering at her mother’s face.

“To make myself beautiful,” said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.

“What’s the matter?” asked Johnny. “Giving up?”

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Woman applying facial cream | Photo: Pexels

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Funny! If you want another laugh, here’s another one courtesy of Little Johnny.

Little Johnny failed his math tests so badly his teacher called home to talk to his father.

His father was standing crossly in the doorway when little Johnny arrived home.

“Why did you fail your math test?” he asked.

Person taking a test | Photo: Ben Mullins/Unsplash

Person taking a test | Photo: Ben Mullins/Unsplash

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Little Johnny shrugged and said: “My teacher isn’t very good.”

His father was surprised with his excuse and asked Johnny to elaborate.

“Well, on Monday, my teacher said 3+5 = 8.”

“So?” his father answered.

Little kids raising their hands in class | Photo: Nicole Honeywill/Unsplash

Little kids raising their hands in class | Photo: Nicole Honeywill/Unsplash

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“Then on Tuesday, she told us 4+4 = 8, and on Wednesday she said 6+2 = 8,” explained the boy.,

“If she doesn’t know what equals to eight, how am I supposed to know the right answer?”

Does he have a point? Share this to know what your friends think of this funny joke.

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