Daily Joke: A Visitor at a Museum Has Question about the Beautiful Statue of Athena

Here’s a joke that might make you rethink your marriage and laugh at the same time.

At a museum, the tour guide takes a group of women to a famous statue.

Group of people on museum | Photo: Pexels

Group of people on museum | Photo: Pexels

"Here you can see the beautiful statue of Athena..." the guide starts explaining.

"Excuse me, madam," a visitor interjects. "Who is that man behind her? Is he her husband?"

The guide smiles and says, "No, Athena wasn't married: She was the goddess of wisdom."

Woman holding a teal book | Photo: Pexels

Woman holding a teal book | Photo: Pexels

A wise woman, indeed! Had a good laugh? Here’s more!

A 90-year-old museum tour guide was explaining the history of certain fossils. “And this over here,” he croaked, “is a fossil 4 million and 69 years old, on it’s left you can see another fossil that’s 2 million and 69 years old.”

“Wow! That’s really fascinating,” said a visitor, “how can you age it so accurately to the year?”

A woman wearing sleeveless shirt and sunhat | Photo: Pexels

A woman wearing sleeveless shirt and sunhat | Photo: Pexels

“Well that’s simple,” the old man answered, “It was two million years old when I started working here 69 years ago.”

LOL. Here’s a bonus senior citizen joke!

One fine morning, an old Italian woman was riding the elevator in a building in New York City when a young lady, who smells like fancy perfume, gets into the elevator.

An elevator | Photo: Pexels

An elevator | Photo: Pexels

She turns to the old Italian woman and proudly says, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"

A little while later, another young lady gets into the elevator. She also turns to the old Italian woman, and arrogantly says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!" About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator.

An old woman wearing hat and sunglasses | Photo: Pexels

An old woman wearing hat and sunglasses | Photo: Pexels

Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, bends over and farts, declaring, "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound!"

Moral of the story: Don’t mess with senior citizens! Share these jokes to your friends!

Sources: Winwapgames, Greatcleanjokes

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