September 21, 2019
An argument between the four seasons ended most unexpectedly, howbeit funny.
On a particular day, the four seasons came together to decide which of them is the best. They argued and brought on their strong points, hoping to outdo each other until one of them emerges on top.
Winter took the lead, highlighting the best things it has to offer. It boasted that it is the season when people get to build snowmen, adding that the snow is so beautiful. Winter equally gushed about Christmas, saying,
"Everybody loves Christmas, which means they love me best."
Spring looked at Winter and laughed scornfully at the points it gave. It conceded that while everyone loves the holiday season, Spring signals new beginnings, and comes with a lot of positivity. It noted that everything is so fresh, adding,
"It doesn't get better than all the new flowers."
Summer clapped for the two seasons before informing them proudly, "I am undoubtedly the best." It listed that Summer is the reason why women can wear swimsuits, children can eat ice-cream, and nothing goes wrong when it is in season.
After listing its excellent points, Summer turned to Autumn and asked, "What about you."
In another scenario, a father waited in the hospital's waiting room for news about his wife, who was in the labor room. As he waited, a nurse came out and told a man sitting beside him,
"Congratulations, your wife just had twins."
"Great news, I work for Minnesota baseball team."
A few minutes later, the nurse returned and told another man,
"Congratulations, your wife just had triplets."
The man responded,
"Awesome, I recently took a job with the 3M company."
At that point, the father started sweating and praying silently. The nurse came out and informed him,
"Congratulations, your wife just had a quartet," expecting a jubilant response like the first two.
Instead, the man looked at the nurse and exclaimed,
"I knew I should not have taken the job with the Four Seasons."
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