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Daily Joke: Teacher Explains Division to a Student

Kareena Koirala
Sep 30, 2019
02:00 A.M.
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When a teacher tried to make the maths class interesting by asking practical questions to the students, one of them had a witty but hilarious answer to give.

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One day, a maths teacher was giving their class a lesson on division. In order to make the students understand the concept better, she decided to ask them a few question.

Teacher: "If I divided a piece of beef into four pieces, what would I get?"

Students (unanimously): "Quarters."

Teacher: "Correct! Now kids, what would I get if I divided the quarters again into halves."

Student: "Eighths."

Teacher: "Excellent! Now if I divided those 8 pieces each into 8 more pieces what would I get?"

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"A hamburger!" one of the students from the back said.

Source: curiousguide.ca

Students in a class. | Source: Pexels

Students in a class. | Source: Pexels

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A STUDENT MISSES SCHOOL

A teacher confronted a student who missed his classes the previous day without notice.

Teacher: So you missed school yesterday, didn't you?

Student: Umm, actually, I didn't.

An adorable boy. | Source: Getty Images

An adorable boy. | Source: Getty Images

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LITTLE JOHNNY DOES NOT HAVE HIS HOMEWORK

Little Johnny's teacher was furious because he hadn't brought his homework to class.

Teacher: Johnny, where is your homework?"

Johnny: "My dog ate it."

Teacher: "I have been teaching for over 15 years, Johnny. Do you really expect me to believe that stupid reason?"

Johnny: "It is true, I swear! I had to smear it with honey, but my dog did eat it at last."

A peeking dog. | Source: Pexels

A peeking dog. | Source: Pexels

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A STUDENT GETS ZERO IN TEST

Student: "I don’t think I deserved zero on this test!"

Teacher: "I agree, but that’s the lowest mark I could give you!"

A student trying to solve a question. | Source: Pixabay

A student trying to solve a question. | Source: Pixabay

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A HALF DAY OF SCHOOL

Teacher: "Students, this morning we only have a half a day of school."

Students: "Hooray!"

Teacher: "We will have the other half this afternoon!"

Source: academictips.org

Here's another story of how a science teacher gave a lesson on blood circulation to his students.

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