Daily Joke: A Doctor Finds a Suppository in His Patient's Ear

Jokes about seniors are the best, and here’s one that will surely crack you up.

Inside the doctor’s clinic, an old man sat at the examination table having his ears checked.

He had been especially hard of hearing lately, so he decided to see the doctor.

An old man posing to camera. | Photo: Pexels

An old man posing to camera. | Photo: Pexels

The doctor poked his light scope in the old man’s ear and was surprised to see what’s inside.

“Hey, you have a suppository in your ear!” he exclaimed.

“Rats,” said the old man. “Now I know where my hearing aid went.”

A doctor carrying stethoscope. | Photo: Pexels

A doctor carrying stethoscope. | Photo: Pexels

That’s hilarious! Here’s another related joke in case you need more laugh.

Inside a clinic, the doctor told his patient after doing a test, “You have high blood pressure.”

The patient said, “Well, Doc. It comes from my family.”

"Your mother's side or your father's?" The Doctor asked.

Two men standing inside a room. | Photo: Pexels

Two men standing inside a room. | Photo: Pexels

"Neither," I replied. "It's from my wife's family."

"How could your wife's family give you high blood pressure?"

I sighed. "You oughta meet 'em sometime, Doc!"

Here’s a bonus joke to keep you laughing some more!

A man having a blood pressure test. | Photo: Pexels

A man having a blood pressure test. | Photo: Pexels

An old couple was sitting on the plane on their way to Hawaii to celebrate their golden wedding anniversary.

Suddenly the pilot’s voice came over the speakers with an announcement: “Dear passengers, unfortunately, I have some bad news. One of our engines has failed and we will be making an emergency landing.

"Thankfully there is a deserted island nearby, where we should be able to land on the beach. The odds of being rescued, however, are very low and it is likely that we will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives.”

A couple on tree swing. | Photo: Pexels

A couple on tree swing. | Photo: Pexels

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, they managed to land the plane safely on the island.

Shortly after landing, the husband asked his wife: “Honey, did you pay the bill for the car repairs?”

She answered: “No, I forgot to.”

Still shocked from the landing, he asked a little later: “Have the credit card bills been paid?”

She answered: “Oh no, sorry, I forgot them as well.”

Not long after, he asked again: “One more thing, what about the doctor’s bill from last week?”

A white commercial airplane. | Photo: Pexels

A white commercial airplane. | Photo: Pexels

She answered: “Forgive me, Love, that completely slipped my mind too.”

The man grabs his wife and gives her the biggest hug in 50 years.

When he let go, she asked: “What was that for?”

He answered: “They’ll find us!”

Sources: Starts at 60, Up Joke

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