Daily Joke: A Man and Woman Are in Bed Getting Busy When They Hear a Car Noise
If you need a good laugh today, this hilarious incident between a man and a woman will give you just that.
A man and a woman are doing staff in bed after midnight. At a certain point, they hear a car noise and a sharp brake.
"Take your staff and run on the window," the woman says. "I think that's my husband."
The man immediately panics. He jumps out of bed, takes his clothes from all over the place, and hops on the window.
After a while, the same guy with his clothes knocks at the door and says, "Hey wife, I think we are a little bit stressed."
If you had a good laugh, this next joke will make you laugh some more.
A new machine that allows a pregnant woman to share her labor pains with her man led to a tragically hilarious discovery. The man rushed his wife to the hospital as she went into labor.
Upon entering the delivery room, the doctor told the couple, "I have invented the new machine that you might want to try, it takes some of the labor pains away from the mother and gives it to the father."
The worried husband immediately said yes. He didn't want to see his wife suffering so much from the pain of childbirth.
The doctor hooked the machine up and put it on ten percent of pain switched from the mother to the father. The husband didn't feel any pain. He said, "I feel okay. Turn it up a lot more."
The doctor turned it up to fifty percent. But the husband said, "Why don't you just put it all on me because I'm not feeling a thing."
Surprised that the husband was not feeling any pain, the doctor warned, "This much could kill you if you're not prepared." The husband boldly answered, "I am ready."
With much hesitation, the doctor turned the machine up to one hundred percent, but the husband still didn't feel a thing.
This made the doctor think that his invention was a failure.
The couple went home, happy with pain-free labor. But, when they arrived home, they found the mailman dead on the front porch. The wife could not look at her husband in the eye.
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Sources: Jokes of the Day