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Daily Joke: Doctor Suggests Trying a New Machine That Gives Some of the Labor Pains to the Dad

Rebelander Basilan
Jul 28, 2019
03:30 P.M.

A new machine that allows a pregnant woman to share her labor pains with her man led to a tragically hilarious discovery.

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The man rushed his wife to the hospital as she went into labor. Upon entering the delivery room, the doctor told the couple, "I have invented the new machine that you might want to try, it takes some of the labor pains away from the mother and gives it to the father."

Couple in a field | Photo: Pexels

Couple in a field | Photo: Pexels

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The worried husband immediately said yes. He didn’t want to see his wife suffering so much from the pain of childbirth.

The doctor hooked the machine up and put it on ten percent of pain switched from the mother to the father. The husband didn’t feel any pain. He said, "I feel okay, turn it up a lot more."

The doctor turned it up to fifty percent. But the husband said, "Why don’t you just put it all on me because I’m not feeling a thing."

Pregnant woman starting birth at work office | Photo: Freepik

Pregnant woman starting birth at work office | Photo: Freepik

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Surprised that the husband was not feeling any pain, the doctor warned, “This much could kill you if you’re not prepared."

"I am ready," the husband boldly answered.

With much hesitation, the doctor turned the machine up to one hundred percent, but the husband still didn’t feel a thing. This made the doctor think that his invention was a failure.

The couple went home, happy with pain-free labor. But, when they arrived home, they found the mailman dead on the front porch! The wife could not look at her husband in the eye.

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Laughed out loud? Here’s a bonus joke, this time involving a repairman.

A handyman thought it was just another day. He went to a client’s house, but little did he know, it was a day he would never forget.

The client called for a repairman to fix her dishwasher. The woman had to leave for work early in the morning, so she gave instructions to the repairman.

Parrot in a cage | Photo: Pixabay

Parrot in a cage | Photo: Pixabay

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She told him that would leave the key to her house under the mat by her doorstep. She also told the repairman to just leave the bill on her kitchen counter and that she would mail him the check when she arrives home.

Before hanging up, the woman left a final instruction, “Oh, by the way, don’t worry about my bulldog, Bob. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, do not, under any circumstances, talk to my parrot! I repeat, do not talk to my parrot!”

When the repairman arrived, he took the key from under the mat as instructed and stepped into the house. He saw a huge and mean-looking bulldog by the corner of the room.

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A bulldog | Photo: Pixabay

A bulldog | Photo: Pixabay

He headed straight to the kitchen, walking cautiously so as not to anger the bulldog, who was quietly lying down on the carpet. Like what his client said, the dog didn't seem bothered by the stranger in the house.

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The parrot proved to be something else. It kept yelling and cursing and even called repairman names. Soon enough, he was fed up, looked straight at the parrot, and exclaimed, “Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!”

A busy repairman | Photo: Pixabay

A busy repairman | Photo: Pixabay

Just then, the parrot said, “Get him, Bob!” Talking to the parrot was one of the repairman’s greatest regrets in life.

Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a wife who taught her lazy husband a lesson for refusing to help her.

Sources: Win Country, Bored Daddy

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