October 28, 2019
Children were asked to write about the sea in their own words, and the result was hilarious.
You'll surely laugh your heart out with these innocent yet funny descriptions:
Kelly, age 6: "This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles."
James, age 6: "Oysters' balls are called pearls."
Little girl writing at the desk. | Photo: Pexels
Wayne, age 7: "If you are surrounded by the sea, you are an Island. If you don't have sea all around you, you are incontinent."
Kylie, age 6: "Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more."
Billy, age 8: "A dolphin breathes through an arsehole on the top of its head."
Emily, age 5: "My dad goes out in his boat and comes back with crabs."
An octopus. | Photo: Pexels
William, age 7: "When ships had sails, they used to use trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans."
Helen, age 6: "I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant?"
Amy, age 6: "I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write."
A grey shark. | Photo: Pexels
Christopher, age 7: "Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers."
Kevin, age 6: "When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small."
Becky, age 8: "Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other."
A mermaid. | Photo: Pexels
Here's an extra joke about a funny little boy.
One evening, little Johnny watched his mother as she applies facial cream in front of the mirror.
The innocent little boy watched in awe as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. This was the first time he saw her do it.
"Why do you do that, mummy?" he asked, peering at her mother's face.
Little boy holding his toy. | Photo: Pexels
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Johnny. "Giving up?"
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