Daily Joke: A Man Hears Someone Talking to Him in the Restroom
A man was in the restroom when someone in the next stall suddenly struck a conversation with him.
Todd had barely sat to do his business in the public restroom when he heard a man, apparently using the toilet too, start speaking to him.
The anonymous man said:
"Hi, how are you?"
Now Todd was not one to strike up conversations with strangers and not especially when it was with a stranger in a PUBLIC restroom.
He, however, couldn't bring himself to ignore the otherwise simple question, so he answered that he was doing quite fine. The man speaks again:
"So, what are you up to?"
A bit startled at the strange turn of the conversation, Todd said:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just travelling."
At this point, Todd felt very unsettled and just wanted to get out of the restroom as soon as possible when the stranger spoke yet again!
"Can I come over?"
This left Todd shaken, and he stared at the adjoining wall before replying:
"No ........ I'm a little busy right now!!!"
Then the man in the other stall nervously says:
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions."
THREE MEN BOAST OF THEIR ALMA MATER IN THE RESTROOM
Three young men are in a public restroom. The first man, from Harvard, finishes his business at the urinal and walks to the sink. He uses plenty of soap and hot water and announces to the room:
"At Harvard, they teach us that cleanliness is next to godliness."
The second man finishes and moves to the sink. He uses very little soap and water, turns to the others, and says:
"At Princeton, they teach us that we should conserve our resources."
The third man finishes and begins to walk to the exit. As he opens the door, he turns to the other two men and says:
"I went to community college. And they taught us not to piss on our hands."
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