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Daily Joke: Waitress Tells Woman She'll Have to Pay More for Breakfast Special

Rebelander Basilan
Nov 10, 2019
01:00 A.M.
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An elderly woman had an epic response when a waitress told her to pay more for a breakfast special.

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The woman and her husband went to a restaurant where the "Senior Special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.

“Sounds good,” the woman said, “but I don’t want the eggs.”

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“Then I’ll have to charge you $3.49 because you’re ordering a la carte,” the waitress warned her.

“You mean I’d have to pay more for not taking the eggs?” my wife asked incredulously.

“Yes,” said the waitress.

“I’ll take the special, then,” my wife said.

“How do you want your eggs?” the waitress asked.

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“Raw and in the shell,” my wife replied with a smirk.

She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.

Such a clever woman!

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Here’s an even more hilarious story involving an elderly woman and a restaurant.

An elderly lady went to the doctor with an interesting problem she wanted some help with. 

After her regular check-up, in which everything checked out fine, the lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, “Doctor, I haven’t had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband’s sex drive.”

Smiling, the doctor said, “Have you tried to give him Viagra?”

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“Doctor, I can’t even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache,” she answered, frowning.

“Well,” the doctor continued, “Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won’t notice a thing.” 

Delighted, the old lady left the doctor’s office quickly, ready to follow his advice. 

Weeks later, she returned with a disappointed face.

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The doctor asked her what the matter was. She simply shook her head at him.

“How did it go?” he asked.

“Terrible, doctor, terrible,” she replied.

“Did it not work?” he asked, worried that he had given her the wrong advice. 

“Oh yes,” the old lady said, ”It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I’d had in 25 years.”

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Confused, the doctor had to inquire further. “Then what is the problem, ma’am?”

“Well,” she said. “I can’t ever show my face in McDonald’s again."

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