Daily Joke: A 90-Year-Old Man Goes to the Doctor for a Checkup

Here is a funny joke about an old man who went to a hospital for physical tests. Although the medical results came out fine, the man seemed to be living a lie. 

A 95-year-old man had something strange happening in his life. He decided to go to the doctor to get a diagnosis of what he was feeling. 

After the test results came back, the old man was surprised to learn that everything was normal. The doctor then asked him how he was doing mentally and emotionally.

A hospital lab. | Source: Pexels

A hospital lab. | Source: Pexels

"Are you at peace with God?" he added. 

The old man said that he and God had a pretty close relationship. According to him, God fixed his eyesight for midnight to go to the bathroom. 

THE SHOCKING TRUTH

The old man revealed that whenever he needs to go to the bathroom, the light goes on. Similarly, when the man comes out of the bathroom, the light turns off automatically. 

“Wow, that’s amazing!” exclaimed the doctor.

A few hours later, the doctor called the old man's wife. "Your husband is doing just fine! I'm totally in awe of his relationship with God. Isn't it great how God lights his way when he has to use the bathroom and turns it off when he'd done?" he asked. 

The woman replied, "Oh, shoot! That old bum is peeing in the refrigerator again!”

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A MAN GOES TO A DOCTOR

A man went to a doctor for a heart check-up. After the session, the doctor ruled out that he need medication for his heart. 

The doctor handed some tablets to the man and said, "Take one on Monday, skip Tuesday, take one on Wednesday, skip Thursday and so forth."

A couple of weeks later, the doctor spots the man's wife in a park. He was shocked when she told him that her husband had died. "I thought he would get better after taking the prescribed medicine," said the doctor. 

The woman replied, "Oh, the tablets were fine. It was all the bloody skipping that killed him!”

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Here's another joke about how a woman explained why she had a TV remote in her purse. 

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