Daily Joke: A Woman and a Baby Went to the Doctor

One day, a woman and a baby were in the doctor's office. They were waiting for the doctor to come in and do the baby's first exam.

The doctor examined the baby. After checking his weight, he appeared to be somewhat concerned, so he inquired as to whether the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

"Breast-fed," answered the woman.

Baby sleeping while sucking a pacifier. | Photo: Pexels

Baby sleeping while sucking a pacifier. | Photo: Pexels

"Strip down to your waist," the doctor said.

The woman did. The doctor squeezed her, then pressed and kneaded for a while in a detailed examination.

Motioning her to get dressed, he said: "No wonder this baby is underweight, you don't have any milk."

"I know," she said. "I'm his Grandma, but I'm happy I came."

Doctor carrying a stethoscope. | Photo: Pexels

Doctor carrying a stethoscope. | Photo: Pexels

Reading a humorous story like this one is always fun and will definitely brighten up our day. Here's a bonus joke to keep you laughing some more!

One day, a resident of a little town goes to the nearest village with his dog. During the walk, the dog breaks free and runs off into the wilderness.

While the dog searches for the way back to his owner, he sees a leopard drawing nearer with the goal of eating him. 

Man with his dog in the forest. | Photo: Pexels

Man with his dog in the forest. | Photo: Pexels

The dog panics, but he sees bones on the ground and has an idea. At that point, he turns his back to the leopard and starts to suck a bone.

When the leopard is within earshot, the dog says out loud: "Oh my God, this leopard is the best meat I have ever had! Who knows if there are others around here?"

The leopard starts to worry and chooses to flee. A monkey from a nearby tree witness the deception, so he decides to use this information to his advantage against the leopard.

A leopard on tree roots. | Photo: Pexels

A leopard on tree roots. | Photo: Pexels

The monkey goes to the leopard's cave and lets him know everything. He hopes that he will end up being his companion and defender. 

Subsequent to hearing the monkey's story, the leopard tells him: "Take me to this dog! He has taken advantage of me on my territory! Mount on my back, lead me to him, and I will be forever in your favor!"

The leopard and the monkey then head for the dog. However, the dog sees the monkey and the leopard coming in the distance. He detects his deceptions have been revealed. 

A monkey hanging on tree. | Photo: Pexels

A monkey hanging on tree. | Photo: Pexels

So the dog turns his back to the two animals. When they are a few yards away, he shouts: "Go and trust the monkeys! I knew I shouldn't have told him anything! It has been half an hour since I sent him to look for another leopard, and he's not back yet!"

Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a wife who taught her lazy husband a lesson for refusing to help her.

Sources: Starts At 60, Jokes 4 Us

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