Daily Joke: Police Officer in a Small Town Stops Motorist Who Was Speeding
A small-town police officer refuses to let go of a speedy motorist after he stopped him. The policeman in an attempt to discharge his duties responsibly wanted his boss, who he referred to as chief, to see his new catch.
So after he halted a speedy vehicle, the officer was fixated on getting the motorist arrested despite numerous appeal by the motorists.
The adamant policeman didn't give his soon-to-be prisoner a chance to explain himself as he shut him up at every instance saying:
"And I said quiet! You're going to jail!"
Moments later, the officer approached the motorist telling him how he might not get imprisoned, after all, giving a reason his boss might be in a happier mood when he returns. He said:
"Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
The unenthusiastic fellow replied:
"Don't count on it. I'm the groom."
Sometimes even in prison, one can have a good laugh. A prisoner was transferred to his new cell, where he met a centurion who explained to him his offence, which made him a prisoner.
The older man stated that he used to live a luxurious and loud life like a person named Riley. He told the younger prisoner:
"Look at me, I'm old and worn out. You'd ever believe that I used to live the life of Riley. I wondered on the Riviera, had a boat, four fine cars, the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the best restaurants in France."
The new prisoner was puzzled asked how everything changed, and the older prisoner replied:
"...One day Riley reported his credit cards missing."
Apparently, that landed him in jail!
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