Daily Joke: Small Man Pushes His Way to the Front of the Line during a Big Sale

Shopping malls and stores are chaotic when the sale season is on. People line up for hours, and it can get pretty bumpy. Here's a joke about a small man trying to make his way to the front of the line.

It was around Christmas time and a store had announced a huge sale. There were social media and local paper advertisements that gathered a massive crowd of people at 8:30 in the morning.

The store was closed, and people were lined up right in front of it, not to let anyone else through. A small man was trying his best to push and shove his way to the front of the line.

THE LONG LINE

Despite his attempt, the man was filtered out and ended up back to the end of the line. He made another attempt but got punched square in the jaw.

The man was left counting stars after the hit and finally regained his balance. As he tried to get back in the line, he got knocked around and shoved back to the end again.

Finally, he lost his temper and said, "That's it! If I get hit, scratched, bumped, or even touched again, I'm not opening the store."

Source: juicyquotes

THE CHECKOUT

One day, a middle-aged woman was waiting in line to check out with her groceries at the convenience store. Since it was a busy day, all the counters were crowded and it was a long wait.

The woman waited patiently and got near the counter. She noticed a beautiful young woman in front of her. After the cashier scanned her items, her total added up to $ 16.42.

The girl handed the cashier a $100. "Here you go," said the cashier, smiling as he returned the proper amount. "Have a great day!" The woman then placed her items on the counter, and they amounted to $32.50.

THE STORE POLICY

The woman handed the cashier a $100 bill, as well. However, this time, the cashier pointed to a small sign that said, "Maximum cash amount = $50." "Sorry, ma'am, I can't except the bill, do you have any change?" he asked.

The woman then said, "But you just took the $100 that girl gave you." The cashier let out an embarrassed smile and said, "I didn't have a choice. It had her number on it."

Source: juicyquotes

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