December 30, 2019
A man takes a trip to the hospital to see his injured friend, who was a patient of a catastrophic park accident.
As the concerned friend set eyes on the accident victim whose wounds were wrapped in bandages, he was moved to ask for the cause of the injuries.
Man sitting on crate | Photo: Pexels
His wounded friend started by telling the visitor that he was out to have fun in a park before the unpleasant incident occurred. He said:
"Well, we went to a theme park and decided to ride a roller coaster."
A sick man lying on an hospital bed | Photo: Shutterstock
The convalescent continued by detailing how his curiosity to read a sign which was nearly unreadable considering the distance and letters, caused his ordeal.
After all, it's crucial to read signposts because the piece of information on it may offer guidance. He continued:
"As we came to the top of the tallest loop I noticed a sign by the side of the track, I tried to read it, but it was too small, I couldn't make it out. I was curious that I went around again, but we went by so quickly that I couldn't see what the sign said."
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That was not enough to deter him from trying, so he charged on, more determined than before, to grasp the letters on the post. In his words:
"By now, I was determined, so I went around a third time. As we reached the top, I stood up in the car to get a better view."
Empty bench in green park and sky with sun light, Green park outdoor | Photo: Getty Images
This time, however, he did get a glance at the writing, only to be whisked to the hospital moments later.
After his friend asked if he was able to read the sign, the patient blurted out his response. He goes:
"Yeah, the sign said 'Please remain seated at all times!'"
Man relaxing on bed in hospital ward | Photo: Getty Images
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