Daily Joke: Little Boy Finds a Dead Seagull on the Beach and Gets His Dad
A 4-year-old boy at the beach caught sight of a dead seagull and was disturbed by it. He thus ran to his dad and asked him some questions.
A man went to the beach with his four children. Among the man's children was a curious 4-year-old boy. While playing on the beach, the boy saw a dead seagull and was worried about it.
The boy ran up to his dad, grabbed his hand, and took him to the place where the body of the dead seagull was lying. He asked his father what had happened to the seagull.
The man explained that the seagull is dead and had gone to heaven. Still wanting to know more, the boy asked his father yet another question.
After he thought for a moment, the boy asked:
"Did God throw him back down?"
Who knows how the man would have answered his inquisitive son's question? Here comes another hilarious little boy joke to enjoy:
A little boy was in school and solving his Mathematics problems when his teacher walked up to him and asked him a question.
He asked the teacher to imagine seeing three women sitting on a park bench and eating ice cream cones. One of them was licking her cone, the other was biting it, while the third was sucking it
The teacher asked the boy to imagine seeing four birds sitting on the fence. He should also imagine picking up a gun and shooting at one of the birds; after this the teacher asked him how many birds would be left.
The boy, after thinking about the question, replied, saying that there would be no bird left. His teacher then asked how he arrived at the answer. He replied:
"If I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the fence."
The teacher replied that even though that wasn't the answer, he loved the way the little boy thought about it. The little boy then asked his teacher a question.
He asked the teacher to imagine seeing three women sitting on a park bench and eating ice cream cones. One of them is licking her cone, the other is biting it, while the third is sucking it.
Finally, the boy asked the teacher how he would know which of the women is married. The teacher replied that it would be the one sucking her cone, to which the boy replied,
"Actually, it's the one with the wedding ring, but I do like the way YOU think!"
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