Daily Joke: One Evening a Father Overheard His Son Saying His Prayers
A father overheard his son saying his prayers and found out he has been raising another man's child as his in the most comical of ways.
One faithful evening, Mr. Lee overheard his son, saying his prayers just before bed. It went like this:
"God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grammy. Goodbye, Grampa."
Finally, after midnight he decided the danger was past and went home. A month later, he once again heard his son praying:
"God bless Mommy. God bless Daddy. Goodbye, Grammy."
"God Bless, Mommy. Goodbye, Daddy."
Hearing this, Mr. Lee almost collapsed from a heart attack. He made his way to his room and stayed up all night, afraid he might die in his sleep.
When morning came, he was up and dressed for work; he did not breathe a word of his deductions to his wife. He remained at work all through his lunch break and also skipped dinner.
Finally, after midnight he decided the danger was past and went home. On getting home, he apologized to his wife.
The following dialogue ensued:
Mr. Lee: I am sorry, Honey. I had an awful day at work today.
Wife: You think you’ve had a bad day? YOU THINK YOU’VE HAD A BAD DAY!? The mailman dropped dead on my doorstep this morning!"
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