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Daily Joke: A Father Buys His Son a Box of Animal-Shaped Crackers

Afouda Fortune
Oct 02, 2019
06:00 P.M.

When it comes to obeying rules, some people tend to take things too far. Have a good laugh as you read about this story of a boy and his dilemma with a box of animal-shaped biscuits.

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Kids would do anything to have their biscuits, even if it means trying to find the impossible.

A child holding a biscuit. | Pixabay

A child holding a biscuit. | Pixabay

When it comes to choosing the right snacks for your kids, animal-shaped crackers top the list as they are not only delicious but informative. However, kids can take gaining knowledge too far.

A father went to the grocery store and got his son a box of animal-shaped biscuits.

When he returned home, his young son immediately rushed to pull the box of animal-shaped biscuits he had long been waiting for.

Father shopping in the supermarket. | Source: Shutterstock.com

Father shopping in the supermarket. | Source: Shutterstock.com

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Afterward, he opened the box and spread the crackers all over the kitchen counter.

Stumbling on the mess his son was making, the dad asked:

“What are you doing?”

Father talking to son. | Source: Shutterstock.com

Father talking to son. | Source: Shutterstock.com

The little boy answered, saying:

“The box says you can’t eat them if the seal is broken. I’m looking for the seal.”

The little boy had his mind stuck on finding a seal-shaped cracker and didn’t know that it was a reference to the protective cover.

A child holding animal-shaped biscuit. | Source: Shutterstock.com

A child holding animal-shaped biscuit. | Source: Shutterstock.com

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In another vein of jokes about biscuits, an admiral was visiting one of his ships and was having tea.

While having his tea, he observed that every biscuit he ate had the ship’s emblem engraved on it.

Impressed by what he saw, the admiral called one of the cooks and asked him how he does it.

A cruise ship on the sea. | Source: Pixabay

A cruise ship on the sea. | Source: Pixabay

The cook replied:

“When rolling the biscuits, I slap each one onto my belt buckle before putting them in the oven.”

The admiral disgusted by the answer pointed out how unhygienic the procedure was to the unbothered cook.

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The cook then advised the admiral saying:

“In that case sir, I’d suggest you skip the doughnuts.”

You can also check out this story of a father who shared how he disciplines his son with some colleagues at work.

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