Daily Joke: Little Boy Asks His Grandmother Question about Sleeping
Young Tony, who had lived with his grandmother for a while, considered confiding in the adult, so he brought up a topic about which needed some clarification.
After playing with the other children in the neighborhood, the young boy came in to bother his grandma with his question. He said:
"Grandma, what is it called when two people are sleeping in the same room, and one is on top of the other?"
Although shock gripped the grandmother at the little boy's question, she considered revealing the truth to her grandchild.
So she told him that the sleeping position described is called "sexual intercourse." Feeling rather accomplished, the young lad left to play with his friends outside the house.
"Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called Bunk Beds! And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you right now."
In a similar joke, little Johnny consistently disturbed his grandpa over cigarettes, beer, and cookies. Every time he saw the adult smoke, drink, and even eat, he asked for permission to do the same.
Grandpa continually refused telling little Johnny that since his penis cannot touch his [expletive], he wasn't eligible.
On the third occasion, when Grandpa asked him if his penis was long enough, Johnny responded with a question, asking his grandad if his could.
After getting an answer, Johnny then said: "Then go [expletive] yourself!" Ouch, grandpa must have pressed the wrong button.