Daily Joke: A Mechanic and a Cardiologist Talk about Their Salaries
If you need a good laugh today, this humorous conversation between a mechanic and a cardiologist will give you just that.
One day, the mechanic was repairing the engine of a vehicle when he recognized a notable cardiologist in his shop.
At that moment, the cardiologist was waiting for the service manager to arrive. He took a look at his bicycle when he heard the mechanic yelled across the garage.
"Hello, Doc, want to take a look at this?" The cardiologist was surprised, but he walked over to where the mechanic was working on the vehicle.
The mechanic straightened up and cleaned his hands on a cloth. "So Doc, look at this engine," he said. "I open its heart, take the valves out, fix any damage, and afterward set them back in."
The mechanic added that when he finished, it works just like new. At that point, he asked the cardiologist why he makes 40 thousand every year, and he gets the big bucks when they are doing quite the same work.
The cardiologist paused, grinned and leaned over. He then told the mechanic that he should try doing it with the engine running.
On the off chance that that makes you chuckle hysterically, here's a joke about a greedy man who required his wife to bury all his money with him.
For as long as he can remember, the man worked very hard. He saved up all his cash year after year. He went so far as to want to be buried with his money when he died.
Despite the fact that his wife was dismayed when she heard this egotistical request, she gave a valiant effort to keep the pledges she had made many years before.
However, just before the funeral of her husband, she came up with a bright idea. As the funeral directors were going to close the coffin, she stopped them and said she will put something in the coffin.
The wife's companion watched in disbelief as she moved toward the coffin and put a box inside it. At that point, the coffin was bolted, and the funeral directors carried it away.
Her companion told her that she hopes she wasn't stupid enough to place such cash in the coffin with her husband.
To which she answered, "I sure did. I got everything together, put it into my account, and I wrote him a check." Need to laugh some more? Have a look at some of our other incredible jokes here.